I Have A Theory

In the mid-80s, Michael Jackson used a chunk of his immense wealth to purchase a time machine, and with it, successfully travelled into the future. On his first expedition, he arrived in the early 2000s. There he found that the most popular and acclaimed American rock star was a man named Jack White – a flamboyant rocker with striking pale white skin and shoulder-length black hair. At the same time, Michael learned of his own horrible crimes and his very public downfall. This drove him mad. Upon returning to the mid-80s, Michael was inspired to warp his own physical appearance so that he could resemble this rock star from the future. At the same time, he resigned himself to not changing his behavior in the hopes of altering the future because he feared that he may create a timeline anomoly that would shatter the multiverse, as he had read about in DC’s Crisis On Infinite Earths comic books. This led to Michael living out a horrible prophecy of child abuse, deviant sexuality, and ever-deepening madness. Time has now come full circle, so we should all keep our eyes open so that if we see early 80s black Michael, we can stop him and potentially reverse this horrible timeline disaster.