Talk About Elvis’s Cock

Vanilla Bean – “Elvis Phone Sex” – This is another selection from the new Radio Archival Oddities compilation, which includes a full cd of airchecks from WFMU. This is a recording of the late Frank Balesteri, aka Vanilla Bean, dating back to the early 80s. I’m amazed that this ever got on the air, it breaks a host of FCC decency rules, and I can’t imagine that anyone on the station could get away with anything remotely like this now. In this clip, Balesteri calls up a phone sex hotline and messes around with the operator, who has one of the thickest Southern accents that I’ve ever heard. His frantic demands for this poor girl to talk about Elvis Presley are hilarious and become more absurd as the call progresses.

“Where’s Elvis now?”

“C’mon! That’s IMPORTANT to me!”

(This is obviously not work safe.)

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