Welcome To Roosevelt Mayo

Guido Möbius “Roosevelt Mayo”

ITINERARY:

00:00 – 00:16 Tentative electronic squeaking.

Look around the room nervously; feel unprepared.

00:17 – 00:48 Funk sequence with incomprehensible vocals.

Loosen hips and shoulders slightly, fret about whether or not you are wearing appropriate funk attire.

00:49 – 01:21 Dizzy percussion with nausea-inducing bass sound.

Tip over, get back on your feet.

01:22 – 02:02 Wait, is this actually Primus?

No, it’s not. It is not Tom Waits either.

02:03 – 02:41 Clangy plateau, with boings.

There is nothing that can be done here.

02:42 – 4:12 Horn time, with odd metallic scratching.

Smile; it’s horn time! Nevermind that scratching! Just keep smiling because it’s HORN TIME.

04:13 – 04:49 Cool down sequence.

Hang out, take a sip of water. Keep on your feet. Something is about to happen. Please stick around.

04:50 – 05:51 ☜ ↑☟☞ → ※ ⇧↩☝☜ ♺☺☟⇧‽‽‽∞

Thank you for coming!

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