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Stephen Malkmus “The Greatest Own in Legal History”

I wrote about Stephen Malkmus’ new record Traditional Techniques for NPR Music. Here’s an excerpt from that piece about my favorite song on the album:

The album’s finest track, the country ballad “The Greatest Own in Legal History,” is one of Malkmus’ prettiest compositions ever — and also the moment where this record’s folky aesthetics make a sharp intersection with his Pavement mode. Writing from the perspective of a depressed, sleep-deprived small-time lawyer, attempting to land a young client with the promise that he can’t possibly lose the case, he sings in a plaintive lilt: “I’ll be there to vet the jury / Make sure there’s a couple softies on our side / They’ll see their own kids in you / Their empathy will go a thousand miles wide.” The character tries to seem noble, but there’s an overwhelming pathos to him that makes his boldest declarations ring hollow, like he’s hoping you’ll buy his shtick even if his heart’s not fully in it. Malkmus is writing with a fair amount of irony here, but not enough to undermine the ache at the center of this song. If you were ever going to sit at home and cry to a solo Malkmus tune, this is the one.

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