August 16th, 2005 12:03pm
The Onus Is On Me
Steve Spacek “Slave” – Video treatment, “choose your own adventure” grab bag edition.
Column A
Steve Spacek is in a pimped-out space suite. He is singing to a lovely young woman with lavender-colored skin and wearing a metallic silver daishiki OR Steve Spacek’s face is attached to the body of a very buff oiled-up naked guy in a an empty room, kinda like that one D’Angelo video, but Steve keeps looking down at his ‘body’ with enthusiastic approval OR Steve Spacek (wearing a pair of flashy high tech goggles a la Cyclops from the X-Men) is lounging about in a vague space that is a bit like the Holodeck on Star Trek mixed with the grotto at the Playboy Mansion.
Column B
There are frequent cuts to: R2-D2 serving top shelf drinks to party girls on a space yacht OR Maria from Metropolis in a pink bikini washing a small space cruiser OR some random manga robot girl repairing herself in a way that is at least theoretically sexy OR a stationary machine that looks not unlike an ATM pumps phallic rods from its sides, suggestively.
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